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Song Parodies -> "Don’t Pay"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

J.J. Cale

Parody Song Title:

"Don’t Pay"

Parody Written by:

stanley g phani

The Lyrics

This is about making a stand when you don’t get why you paid for.
Don’t Pay (Cocaine)

If u like to eat out
The steak tastes like trout

Don't pay

If your black shoes look brown
Your guard dog just meowed

Don't pay

If it's not right
Too loose
or too tight

Don't pay

If your lawyer can't prove
That it was not you

Don't pay

Wanted your hair in a bun
But you got number one

Don't pay


If it's too high
Or too low
It's not right

Don't pay


If your newspapers torn
You new jeans are worn

Don't pay

If u don't react
After smoking crack

Don't pay.

Your girl for the night
Is really called Mike

Don't pay

It's too dark
It's too light
It's no good

Don't pay









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