-> "Cough and You Sneeze"
Original Song Title:
"Call Me the Breeze" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cough and You Sneeze"
Cough and you sneeze,
Get away from me, asshole.
Yeah, when you cough and then sneeze,
Social distance is my goal.
I suspect that you got it,
Do not touch my ten foot pole.
COVID's stuck to your sweater,
Droplets all on your sleeve.
Brother, if you mail me a letter,
Spray that stamp with TSP.
Initial tests were pretty shoddy,
So go retest ASAP.
Oh, by the way, lend me some TP.
Well, I got that keen insight, baby,
I got your contacts on my phone.
Well, I know you've seen my wife lately,
Zoom recording's two hours long.
Well, and what's this in your travel history?
Lombardy, Wuhan to Hong Kong???
Though I ain't as old as Regis,
I'm afraid of the unknown.
Though Trump's mistakes were egregious,
Now I'm stuck with Mario Cuom'.
But no matter how high my fever,
Don't put me in no nursing home.
Well, now, it's COVID-19
Coast to coast and 'round the globe.
Well, now, I'm self-quarantined
In my pj's and my robe.
Wash my hands twice an hour,
Not allowed to pick my nose.
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