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Song Parodies -> "Cough and You Sneeze"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me the Breeze"

Original Performer:

J. J. Cale

Parody Song Title:

"Cough and You Sneeze"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

This is a response parody to Aaron Dodson's 2007 "Call Me Diseased," which contains the great line, "Ain't got no antibodies..."
Cough and you sneeze,
Get away from me, asshole.
Yeah, when you cough and then sneeze,
Social distance is my goal.
I suspect that you got it,
Do not touch my ten foot pole.

COVID's stuck to your sweater,
Droplets all on your sleeve.
Brother, if you mail me a letter,
Spray that stamp with TSP.
Initial tests were pretty shoddy,
So go retest ASAP.

Oh, by the way, lend me some TP.

Well, I got that keen insight, baby,
I got your contacts on my phone.
Well, I know you've seen my wife lately,
Zoom recording's two hours long.
Well, and what's this in your travel history?
Lombardy, Wuhan to Hong Kong???

Though I ain't as old as Regis,
I'm afraid of the unknown.
Though Trump's mistakes were egregious,
Now I'm stuck with Mario Cuom'.
But no matter how high my fever,
Don't put me in no nursing home.

Well, now, it's COVID-19
Coast to coast and 'round the globe.
Well, now, I'm self-quarantined
In my pj's and my robe.
Wash my hands twice an hour,
Not allowed to pick my nose.

©Bob "Hola, ¿Cuomo Está?" Gomez 2020

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Pacing: 1.9
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Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 23

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harry - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Amazing, stuff, Bob. Very funny, and informative at the same time.
BB - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Hey Bob, I think somebody needs a "Nice Brand New Glove"! April 21, Song Lyrics section
Peter - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Bob Gomez - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys, "I've Got A One-Day Kind of Glove" already.

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