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Song Parodies -> "Whining Scouser From Liverpool"

Original Song Title:

"Long Haired Lover From Liverpool"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Osmond

Parody Song Title:

"Whining Scouser From Liverpool"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I'm just a whining Scouser from Liverpool
And I don't like it when people say,
That I'm a whingeing and mawkish sentimental fool
Got an apology from Boris J
I've had it harder than those Python men from Yorkshire, who'll
Work at t'mill twenty-five hours a day
'Cause I'm a whining Scouser from Liverpool
And nothing ever, EVER goes my way

Though we've got cathed-erals on buy one get one free
I know sod all 'bout the Da Vinci Code
The only god I'll ever worship is called Stevie G
At his temple on the Anfield Road
We've had Cheryl Cole and Lulu and The Beatles, too
Our music is becoming a cliché
But I'm a whining Scouser from Liverpool
And I cannot admit things are OK

I'm just a whining Scouser from Liverpool
University of Hard Knocks
Because the only thing I ever really learnt at school
Was how to get a car up onto blocks
But I have never gone
To Everton
That wouldn't be cool
In red's the only way to play
I'm just a whining Scouser from Liverpool
A walking, talking, warbling cliché
A whingeing, whining, wittering cliché

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b - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
cheryl cole is from newcastle you dozy bastard, and the red head isn't a scouser either and neither is kerry katona before you think of adding her. this song is s***
Phil Alexander - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
You're absolutely right.. at least in the first two cases: I'm not particularly into this pop culture malarkey, and threw out a general "who's from Liverpool?" question and picked the two that scanned best (just realized I was thinking of Cilla Black, rather than Lulu.. I'll have to resubmit this, methinks). No idea who Kerry Katona is, either. As for your last point: you wouldn't be a whining Scouser yourself, would you?
Michael Pacholek - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
You're not the only one, Phil. When Peter Reid, who really does have a head like an ape's, was managing Sunderland, a.k.a. the Mackems, Newcastle fans, sang, to "Daydream Believer," "Cheer up Peter Reid, you got a monkey's heed, you're a Sad Mackem B@st@rd with a sh!t football team!" Except Reid isn't a Mackem, he's a Scouser! But then, I'm an Arsenal fan, so I have slightly more tolerance for people from Liverpool who aren't Beatles.

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