-> "Whining Scouser From Liverpool"
Original Song Title:
"Long Haired Lover From Liverpool"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Whining Scouser From Liverpool"
The Lyrics
I'm just a whining Scouser from Liverpool
And I don't like it when people say,
That I'm a whingeing and mawkish sentimental fool
Got an apology from Boris J
I've had it harder than those Python men from Yorkshire, who'll
Work at t'mill twenty-five hours a day
'Cause I'm a whining Scouser from Liverpool
And nothing ever, EVER goes my way
Though we've got cathed-erals on buy one get one free
I know sod all 'bout the Da Vinci Code
The only god I'll ever worship is called Stevie G
At his temple on the Anfield Road
We've had Cheryl Cole and Lulu and The Beatles, too
Our music is becoming a cliché
But I'm a whining Scouser from Liverpool
And I cannot admit things are OK
I'm just a whining Scouser from Liverpool
University of Hard Knocks
Because the only thing I ever really learnt at school
Was how to get a car up onto blocks
But I have never gone
To Everton
That wouldn't be cool
In red's the only way to play
I'm just a whining Scouser from Liverpool
A walking, talking, warbling cliché
A whingeing, whining, wittering cliché
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