Livin without cake, rarely do I bake
Eatin those eggs all fried up in oil
Won't eat the pancakes
Won't drink the thick shakes
Won't eat the kisses covered with foil

I see my waist again--low Carbohydrateville
Snackin on those green celery stalks
Some people claim that all this carb stuff is lame
But the men like to watch when I walk

Bought lots of pork chops, threw out the corn pops
Bought a new wardrobe, that's okay too
I can eat pork rinds
Cream cheese is so fine
Drink lots of water and no Mountain Dew

I see my waist again, low Carbohydrateville
Snackin on those green celery stalks
Some people claim that all this carb stuff is lame
But the men tend to watch when I walk

This is the reason the diet is pleasin
Don't have to starve and count calories
Just eat the right stuff
It ain't all that tough
Ole Dr. Atkins would be very pleased

Losin the weight again, low Carbohydrateville
Munchin on those green celery stalks
Some people claim that all this carb talk is lame
But the men like to watch when I walk
Yes and some people smirk and say
This carb stuff don't work
But my gut doesn't shake when I walk