Sittin' at courtside,
Wishin' I could hide
As the Knicks beat my home team again
Alonzo's bum kidney,
Poor season for Timmy. How we'll do it this year
I haven't a clue.

Wastin' away again in Miami Heat-a-ville
Wonderin' how that ref blew that last call.
Some people think there's a conspiracy to blame.
But I know, it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason.
Same as last season.
With nothing to show come playoff time.
Four of the last five now. And I don't know how.
It won't end this year,
I'll bet you a dime.

Wastin' away again in Miami Heat-a-ville.
Wonderin' how that ref blew that last call.
Some people think there's a conspiracy to blame.
Now I think, it's Pat Riley's fault.

Forte blew that last call.
Worse ref doin' b-ball.
Said "Bull s***!", had to miss the OT.
So how come that Spike Lee,
Can get off so scot-free?
What he does is far worse than me.

Wastin' away again in Miami Heat-a-ville.
Wonderin' how that ref blew that last call.
Some people think there's a conspiracy to blame.
Now I think, it's Pat Riley's fault.
Yes some people thinks there's a conspiracy to blame.
And I know, it's Pat's own damn fault!