Pitch empty spray can
'Bout six a day, Man..
All of my body's covered with bites
Prayin' my best while
I'm catchin' West Nile
Sure that real soon, I'll be havin' last rites

Scratchin' away again, here in Mosquitoville
Searchin' for that borrow'd zapper from Walt
Such a damn shame
It's my old woman I blame
But I know, it's my own damn fault..

When she said, "Let's rough it"
I shoulda' said, "Stuff it!"
Sentenced a weekend at Camp Happy Moon
Parole on Monday,
It's only Sunday
I ain't slept a wink since Saturday noon..

Scratchin' away again, here in Mosquitoville
Searchin for that borrowed zapper from Walt
What a damn shame,
And that old woman I blame
Tho' I know, it's my own damn fault..

I ain't the tent type
Leaks like a bent pipe
Says painass neighbor, "Just morning dew"
Forgot the fly swatter
Stream running water
My last cigarette, and I'm outa' beer, too..

Scratchin' away again, here in Mosquitoville
Where is that 'lectric zapper from Walt?
This ain't my game,
At happy camping I'm lame
Bury me..in a bug proof vault !

No sir, this ain't my game,
At happy camping I'm lame
Just bury me, in a bug proof vault !