Bombin' in Kabul,
I think it's too cool,
All of those turbans covered with ash,
Sendin' my missiles,
Hearin' the whistles,
Smell those guys, they're so full of trash.

Blastin' away again in Ghanstanaville,.
Hearin' cries that we give it a halt,
"Osama's gone, he left in a thong,
And he said it wasn't his fault."

Don't know the reason,
I've not sent the nuke in,
With New York's skyline not quite the same,
Yep, it's a real pity
â€"the taliban's shitty,
But, pretty soon they'll all be in flame.

Blastin' away again in Ghanstanaville,.
Hearin' cries that we give it a halt,
"Osama's gone, he left in a thong,
And he said it wasn't his fault."

I blew up al Qaeda,
Nothing was sweeta',
Cut them down while they were takin' a snooze,
Missiles still on the plane,
Remember Hussein?
I have an idea I'd rather not loose.

Blastin' away again in Ghanstanaville,
Hearin' cries that we give it a halt,
Six thousand died, America's pride,
And, I know, it wasn't their fault.
Six thousand died, America's pride,
And, I know, it wasn't their fault.