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Song Parodies -> "If I Could Make Love To A Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Time In A Bottle"

Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"If I Could Make Love To A Bottle"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

its good
if i could make love to a bottle the first thing that id like to do is
id search around the world just to find one that had the exact same
circumference as you if all my dreams of that bottle and all my wishes of it came true id find time every day to worship it and it will always remind me of you

but i never seem to have the time
to just go and talk to you
but when im a nervous reck
ive looked around to find somethin though
to keep my obsession of you without you ever to know
my sensesss
if i had a box full of pictures
and dreams of me and you
the bottle is emtpy but not my memory
of how i compare it with you

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan S. - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Weird Al had written an unofficial (partial) parody with the EXACT title and first few lyrics (from the start to "same circumference as you") Plus, you need to hit "Enter" more often so people can tell which lines belong where.
j man - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
great song its cool that u were able to finish als song
white trash - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
oh bite me jonathan i kno its part of a weird al song i thought it was a good song so i finished it and i could read it just fine
yellow man - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
hey dude really funni and genuiss parody it dont matter what others say this song rocks
jerry b - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
what i tell ya ur awesome man
Darrell Wilhelm - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
If you could make love to a bottle, you would need a sex therapist, that is, if the fire department did not remove your organ along with the bottle.
white trash - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
very funny darrell very funny
Andria - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, I recognized that this was a completion of an unofficial Weird Al parody, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. LOL but very true at Darrel's comment above. 5s.
Trento - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I know a guy who bragged about being able to fit in to a hotel shampo bottle.
white trash - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
well andria not all of it was by weird al i just wanted to finish it i didnt see anything about not doing that on amiright so i did it sorry if i upset anyone and Darrell if the organs gone the passion could still return if the therapist was Tracey Cox!

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