This shown was a sitcom
And it was stupid
A show about two daughters and one son
Well, Jim Belushi can be putrid
But he's not as dumb as Ray Romano
Even worse than Drew Carey
And when the bad folks wanted to see it tonight
I can't stand this guy Jim, he's just annoying too much

Don't mention Courtney Thorne-Smith
Don't even think about him
You don't have to lay off the Power Rangers
But don't watch According To Jim, da do da do

Well it came out five days a week, what a tv show
People called it "According to Jim"
What a crude tv star, he going way too far
No one ever called him Slim
And I'm getting upset 'bout Ray Romano stuff
I'm getting real sick of him right now
But stubborn Jim Belushi, hated Liberace
Forget that blonde Courtney Thorne Smith, no time to put up a rift
On something...

Don't mention Courtney Thorne-Smith
Don't even think about him
You don't have to lay off the Power Rangers
Well, don't watch According To Jim, da do da do

Is Ugly Betty bad for you
Since Jim Belushi's a circus freak?
No you were proving that wrong
The sitcom is worse than "play with me" spin-offs of Sesame Street

There's Billi Burno and Larry Joe Campbell
And Kimberly Williams as well
Taylor Atelian and Conner Rayburn, this sitcom's
Like "nature trail from hell"

Don't mention Courtney Thorne-Smith
Don't even think about him
You don't have to lay off the Power Rangers
So don't watch According To Jim, da do da do

Don't mention Courtney Thorne-Smith
Don't even think about him
You don't have to lay off the Power Rangers
Now don't watch According To Jim, da do da do

Yeah, he's Jim Belushi
According to him
But so you think it was good for you?
Was his sitcom sounded much too pitiful? Is it true?