[acoustic guitar intro]

Alligator – has got me trapped inside his jaws
It's quite a bummer being trapped here; I may get ate yet
I'm thinking I may faint; my chance of surviving ain't great
Wish I could escape, yeah, be extricated

Doesn't seem there'll be any way out, no, it appears I'm trapped
His stomach is grumbling; I'm on his diet
There's just no way out so I yell and I whine
and I moan
I soon will be his lunch; that will not be too swell
He'll take a bite, I'll crunch, on this I will not dwell
I will soon be his meal, to me that does not appeal

[instrumental break]

Now afraid, sir; that's gator's teeth are on my balls
That makes me freak; soon on my nuts he'll be chewing
I think I soon may cry; his gums are wrapped around my thighs
I sure wish someone would come around here to save me

Now he's sniffing at me with his nose; his jaws ready to snap
I shiver; a shudder does rock my spine now
I'm in his thrall and he's ready to bite
Eyes I close
I do not have much hope; I think I hear Death Knell
An hors d'oeuvre on his dish; soon I'll hear dinner bell
And my fate will be sealed; that damn alligator's meal
Don't have too much hope; and so I whine and squeal

Appetizer; that is what I will be to him
I won't be spared, it's looking like soon I'll be chewed
Haven't got much time; on me that gator soon will dine
My fate; I'm now resigned

[to bass notes here, "Da-Doom, doom, doomed, yeah, I am doomed, yeah"]

Just right then I hear this motorboat; when everything seemed black
There's three guys onboard; to my rescue they're riding
They'll save my balls; Yes, they'll save my behind
But their boat
Right then began to slow; I'm thinking "What the Hell?"
I yell, "Hey guys, come on, please come and help me out"
They dismissed my appeal; I'll end up that gator's meal

{sure won't like how that feels}