whoppin' gator...i can't believe how fast he crawls
i see him runnin' with a mad look that's cold and jaded
not many in L.A....lest they're in a zoo display
a little bit confused...hell, he's just frustrated

dizzyin'...the way...that gator goes
i had forgot how fast
so dial the cop's number and double-time it
give them a call...and you say a reptile...has shown
and he ain't movin' slow...in fact, he's fast as hell
i only wish that i...could run that swift myself
cause he's right on my heels...i don't want to be his meal

whoppin' gator...oh, have you heard how they can maul ?
and you can be their dinner...lest you fight, bravely
they chomp down on your thighs...and you'll be eaten up in time
i think about this stuff...use the legs, god gave me

dizzyin'...the way...that gator goes
i had forgot how fast
so dial the cop's number and double-time it
give them a call...and you say a reptile...has shown
and he ain't movin' slow...in fact, he's fast as hell
i only wish that i...could run that swift myself
cause he's right on my heels...i don't want to be his meal

whoppin' gator...oh, i am pressed against the wall
i'm really scared...my knees are starting to knock, too
guess its just my time...this is an ending, most unkind
now, i am inside

dizzyin'...the way...that gator goes
i had forgot how fast
so dial the cop's number and double-time it
give them a call...and you say a reptile...has shown
and he ain't movin' slow...in fact, he's fast as hell
i only wish that i...could run that swift myself
cause he's right on my heels...i don't want to be his meal
no...no..no...i don't want to be his meal