Slut clown is a snuffer
Her lout boyfriend's a bum
Lost her sweet Fox gig did Kim Guilfoyle
She showed tool pix to staffers for fun
Yeah, she's sick and dumb, got a boyfriend scum
That's as wrong, crooked as a mob boss
And when you see her face you will recoil in fright
To stay up at night sniffs Kim straight up her nos-trils
And day

She's got drugs all over her nape
And she sniffs all she can in
She don't wear a mask 'cause it gets in the way
Of yuge coke up the snout o' Kim

Her ahole should be in slammer, numbskull crooked boy
Whose drug o' choice makes him ever more dim
He's a Quaaludin' boy
Who did collusion ploys
His eye slits are mighty thin
He conspired with the Russians but at least he don't tweet
Nearly as much as his dad who's wack
Can't tell which is the worst dummy
But equally scummy
Each mounts a Constitution attack
While they're serving as Vlad's flacks

But for blow
It's the drug addict who would rape
Her staff when both eyes did spin
This abuser of blow put her staff in danger
So much coke up the snout o' Kim

There's no hush when her voice starts to boom
Kimmy's screams were heard out in the street
It went through walls and then stunned
The ears of nearly everybody
Even the deaf had to retreat
You could see the agony on their faces
As they were forced to hear the crazed roar
Some folks' eardrums were cleaved
And ear lobes were gettin' gory
From sniff Kim's roaring and donkey bray

That's because their eardrums were raped
By the high decibel din
Because of the nasty and sad derangement
Caused by coke up the snout o' Kim

Yeah, thin Kim won't get fat
Snout takes care o' that
She's sniffin' and snuffin' more than a crew
Than a crew o' cokeheads
That measures more than 22

She's got drugs to keep her slim shape
Her nose makes a storm o' wind
If you get too near you'll find yourself in danger
And be blown up the snout o' Kim