-> "Quappy About Her Queativity (1975 Quasi at the Quackadero satire)"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Bad LeRoy Brown" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Quappy About Her Queativity (1975 Quasi at the Quackadero satire)"
In a psychedelic universe, where everything has glitchy junk,
Over there you'll find, a badly-drawn dorky guy named Quappy [Quasi], a buck-toothed duck.
You see Quappy likes causing trouble, really messy and quite rude,
Although in this world, he looks kinda average, more like an averagely nasty dude.
Chorus: He's a bad quack Quappy bird,
Acts like Donald Trump, but dresses like a nerd,
Loves to watch people work,
Lets his rocking dinosaur and recliner twerk.
One day, his female friends Iota [Anita] and their robo-chauffeur Moldo [Rollo], with eye blocks,
Invited Quappy over to the Queepadero [Quackadero], a trippy dock.
It had a big Hall of Time Mirrors, where they tamper with your age,
When you see yourself old, you're either as fat as a potbelly pig or in 100 years, a skeleton chain.
Well, things began to pick up at Little Miss Cleo's Think-o-Blink machine,
She'll paint whatever thought's on your mind and oh, Quappy's was obscene.
Iota has just about had it, Quappy needs to Time Hole arrest,
She bribed him by putting a Hostess Snoball on the railing & Moldo did the rest.
To this day, Quappy and Joyce DeWitt share some stolen watermelon from a stegosaurus prince,
Thanks to Iota and Moldo, they ignored the warning sign, that awful bird hasn't been seen ever since.
So long, bad quack Quappy bird,
The worst badly-drawn mallard you've even heard,
Badder than the shortage of meat,
Permanently poor time hole usage was his defeat.
Though what he was a bad display,
He didn't foul up a dog named Checkers or Whitewater amongst the capital of U.S.A.!
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