in st. paul or pinetree corners
I'm not sure which is the town
but if you go down there
you better just beware
of a boy named Charlie Brown

now Charlie was an outcast
you see he's been picked on since he was four
all the neighborhood kids used to call him "loser"
oh but now they call him sir

'Cause He's Bad Bad Charlie Brown
got that way from being put down
too many had done him wrong
and he's got a bad*** dog

now Charlie's no pushover
a kid made fun of his clothes
so he turned around and punched him in the face
and nearly broke his nose

he's grown accustomed to the respect
that had so long eluded him
he carries a water gun and he loves to have fun
soaking all those who've called him dim

'Cause He's Bad Bad Charlie Brown
got that way from being put down
too many had done him wrong
and he's got a bad*** dog

well friday at a drive-in place
Charlie eatin' ice
and he could spot from his car it's that girl named Lucy
and Ooo that girl ain't nice

well he cast a glare upon her
she's the reason it began
'cause Charlie Brown had learned a lesson 'bout messin'
with a football that's in her hand

'Cause He's Bad Bad Charlie Brown
got that way from being put down
too many had done him wrong
and he's got a bad*** dog

one time Lucy tried to fight him
but she won't do that anymore
that girl looked like a jigsaw puzzle
with a couple of pieces gone

'Cause He's Bad Bad Charlie Brown
got that way from being put down
too many had done him wrong
and he's got a bad*** dog

'Cause He's Bad Bad Charlie Brown
got that way from being put down
too many had done him wrong
and he's got a bad*** dog

yeah you see too many had done him wrong
and he's got a bad*** dog