I'm the chairman of an oil corporation
It is based in Texas
But yesterday my secretary told me
As we were eating breakfast
This is what she said
She said listen boss you're wonderful
And you've run our corporation real fine
But the board want you to sell your shares
And then they want you to resign
Who will take over I asked her
George Bush she replied
Not that jerk I said dismayed
Yes but he's no jerk she cried
He's the President of the United States

Oh my God, what a disaster

I was so upset that I cried all the way back to my yard
When I turned the TV on there was Bush acting like a retard
And guess who was with him
Yes Dick Cheney
And they were both lying about Iraq

Oh the board are jerks and dumbasses
Replacing me with George Bush
Just 'cos he's part of a political family
But he sure ain't cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron
George Bush is a moron
George Bush is a moron
George Bush is a moron

Oh my God, a disaster

He screwed Iraq
He is a creep
He's a retard
Gas isn't cheap
He is thick
He think's he's tough
And Dick Cheney
He's also duff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
Yeah yeah, it's not fair
I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah
I ought to impeach him
But he's the President....