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Song Parodies -> "Popsicle"

Original Song Title:

"Aqualung"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Popsicle"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little boys with bad intent

Hobbles everywhere he goes
He loves sniffing Chris's dirty clothes
Hey, Popsicle

Living here in Quahog
With Jesse, his poor old crippled dog
Hey, Popsicle

Driving his ice cream truck
Hoping the cops won't spoil his luck
Oh, Popsicle

Sun streaking cold, an old man feeling lonely
Wishing Chris could be his only one
Dreaming in song that they'll one day start a family
And buy a fancy house somewhere that's green

Picks up the phone, and calls the Griffin home
It goes to message mode a hundred times
Popsicle my friend, lose the video collection
Keeping tapes like that around, well it's a crime

Do you still remember
Way back in World War II
Going to the concentration camp
When the Nazis captured you, hey!

'Cause they found your young-boy pictures
And thought that you were gay
Oh, well, I guess some people never change

Sun streaking cold, an old man feeling lonely
Wishing Chris could be his only one
Dreaming in song that they'll one day start a family
And buy a fancy house somewhere that's green

Picks up the phone, and calls the Griffin home
It goes to message mode at the seventh ring
Popsicle my friend, now what might you be building
With a teddy bear, a ruler, box, and string

Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little boys with bad intent

Hobbles everywhere he goes
He loves sniffing Chris's dirty clothes
Hey, Popsicle

Living here in Quahog
With Jesse, his poor old crippled dog
Hey, Popsicle

Driving his ice cream truck
Hoping the cops won't spoil his luck
Oh, Popsicle

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Claude Prez - September 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey, I think I get this one -- Family Guy, right? The creepy old pedo guy? Is his name Popsicle? I haven't watched that show in forever. Nice job though.
Max Power - September 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Herbert. Probably the best and the worst character of the series. The old seasons were fun, wish the same can be said for the recent seasons...

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