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Song Parodies -> "None Shall Pass (The Black Knight)"

Original Song Title:

"Living in the Past"

Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"None Shall Pass (The Black Knight)"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Holy Grail is such a special movie, and it deserves its own series of parodies. This is number five, no, two.
Guarding and I'm snarling
There's no smile to greet you my king
You know I'd love to fight you
And this sword you don't want striking
Yes, the bridge is out
So turn about or find disaster
You sir, I shan't give in
Can't you listen? None shall pass.

Arms are overrated
Rarely aided with my fighting
I'll find resolution, you'll find my teeth
Are quite frightening.
Feet get in my way
So here I'll stay, I'll bleed much faster
Oh, don't think you'll win
While I'm living, none shall pass.
Read the first in the series, I Ran (The Saga of Sir Robin). Copyright 2010 Sir Warren Baker.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   8

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Old Man Ribber - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Now go, or I shall five you a second time! ;D
Mark Scotti - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
'Ok, we'll call it a draw"! And you're drawing fives for this classic!
Ausfahrt - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
none shall like this parody
Timmy1000 - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Good movie, good OS and good parody - got the trio of 5's for it.
John Barry - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
A full Monty.
Fiddlegirl - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL at intro, and it just got better from there. :)
Phil Nelson - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't know the movie but well written parody
Sir Thomas, The Scute-Armored - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
It's the Holy Grail of comedy flics -- even funnier when I learned the full meaning of "Monty Python" (add the snake to JAB's phrase) --- PN, ya gotta see it! ... Ivote 222! ... no, 555! ... and the third "commenter" has been proven wrong empirically.
Warren Baker - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR- Are you accusing me of being an English kaniget? If so, what the heck is a kaniget?

Mark- But you've got no arms left!

T1K- Thanks for the comment and the trio.

John- Can I keep my hat on?

FG- Thanks for the comment, and for not tossing me the holy hand grenade of Antioch. I have this counting issue, see...

Phil- If you can't find the movie, I'll BUY you a copy and mail it to you. Only if you promise to watch it. And thanks for the comment.

Sir T- Glad you came out of your shell to share the comment and votes. Hope you've moved out of Camelot. It is a silly place.

And if any of you are in the Eastern US, beer and a Python movie are on me. Just give me advance notice so I can tell the wife...
Christie Marie M - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir Warren, I shall grant thee 5's for this Medieval Satire! Enjoyed Holy Grail as well!
Sir T - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment
But I always liked a girl who Camealot.....

Being poikilothermic, I *might* be in the warmer waters of the Atlantic/Gulf, as opposed to the chilly Pacific (there are numerous cues scattered in some of the catalog), and might take you up on that.... btw, you have a reply from Emily waiting for you back at Monday's group trib.
Warren Baker - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Christie- Thank you so much. It's hard to not like that movie. Of course, if you're French...

Sir T- I see you've visited the castle Anthrax. And I saw Emily's posts, all 00110010 of them.
Ravyn Rant - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm so glad I checked in tonight - I've been away for a while. Finding Python parodies was like getting a present! Loved both your Grail parodies - keep 'em coming!
Warren Baker - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks RR. So many scenes, so many rhymes. There'll be more!
Paul R - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job with fine Tull song - good topic choice to go with OS tune. 5's ~ ~ ~
Warren Baker - March 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for the v/c, Paul!
Dylan Baranski - July 12, 2011 - Report this comment
'Tis but a flesh wound, but it hath shed 555 gallons of blood!
WarrenB - July 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Flesh wound? Just be glad you didn't run up against the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. That rabbit's dynamite!

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