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Song Parodies -> "Mariah Carey"

Original Song Title:

"Cross-Eyed Mary"

Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Mariah Carey"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

She was much of a diva, a pop icon, a star
And one of her albums was called Butterfly
If you'd meet her in person, are you dared to "touch her body"
And make her yell "I don't wanna cry"?

Mariah Carey, she's E=MC squared
Don't matter if blonde or brown was the color of her hair
She sings a song that had the word "confess" innit
I don't really like that, I would rather throw a fit

"Always Be My Baby", that's another song I hate
And "Emotions" might scare me half to doom
I used to like some of her songs when I was a little boy
Even though I was such a buffoon

Mariah Carey with an "Emancipation
of Mimi", which will spice up that singing sensation
She just tastes like honey and sang "We Belong Together"
I might play her music in the stormy weather

She was a dreamlover who's prone to daydreaming
And sang a Brenda K. Starr song that I know
"The Roof" music video reminded me of something
Like Fiona Apple's "Criminal"

Mariah Carey, a Long Island sensation
She's got much number-one smash hits all across the nation
So you think Madonna songs like "4 Minutes" bugged you
She never covered songs from Winnie The Pooh

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Michael Pacholek - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate you
Dr Music - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh Mikey. Don't be such a schmenge. TSB, your song was flawless and it transcends time. I adored it- 5's are flying your way.

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