[instrumental intro]

Jeez, that was really dumb
got me storming now in rage...I'm enraged
Made a senseless, dumb decision
an incorrect one, I must say...I'm dismayed

This damn IPod; it does stink
I am galled; I was deceived
'Cause it does not do everything
that sales guy promised me...

I scream at him; I'm angry
and I squall at him, "You knave, dude"...was frayed, ooh
That dumb dude just made faces
"I sure think that's screwed", I brayed...I felt betrayed

"This stuff I purchased stinks, man
Explain this sh*t to me"
He said, "I heard your message"
Then that d*ckhead; he did leave!

[lengthy instrumental jam]
{Ha-ha-ha-ha}
{He laughed, "Ha-ha"}
{It pissed me off}
{A fit I tossed}
{Was at a loss}
{Looked for his boss}
[etc]

[flute solo, then more instrumental jamming]
[back to quiet flute and piano]

Was enraged at this stage; I did brood
As this bastard I was pissed...want him dismissed
'Cause that fool was rude to me; that's no lie...
Now I'm howling at that pr*ck...he made me sick

"Not messing with you", said to him
"Let's settle this right now", (Oh, yeah)
Then I faced him up and cursed then
"Dude, your dumb-ass I will pound!"

[instrumental jam and then back to flute out to end]