Song Parodies -> "Oh-Oh, Borees Said"

Original Song Title:

"Locomotive Breath"

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Original Performer:

"Oh-Oh, Borees Said"

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The Lyrics

Another OS off of Tull's "Aqualung" album. Pleease to excuse my phoneteek spelleenk heer, eet's how Borees talks, after all...

There's theese spy who's eenept
named Borees Badenov
Moose and squirrel; they foiyel heem
that makes heem peesed off
Fearless Leeder deesreespects heem
Hee laughs at heem out loud
Natasha's naggeeng ees endless
Poor old Borees shee puuts down
eet makes poor Borees frown
Ooh-Ooh!

Hee heeres hees named called, "Badenov"
hee hates eet when eet's done
Hees woman just suggested
eet might bee best to run
Now hee's scowleeng as hee walks thee floor
"Theese ees bad", says hee
Natasha spoke, "You assh*le
use your brain, you dunce, don't groan
don't stand there like some clown"
She said!

[long instrumental break]

Hees fear does rise; eet's mounting
gaspeeng as hee hears phone call
Knows Siberian Weenters
are goeeng to freeze hees balls
Chances sleem there of survival
knows that they are neer none
Knows hees fat bod won't handle
Hee's afraid; eet breengs heem down
"Eet's way too cold", hee frowns
Way too cold there now
"Oy vey", now hee howls
[out to fade]
Iceecles on ground...
Hee's Siberia bound...
On hees hat hee pounds...
Borees; hee's unwound...

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alvin - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment

i love your boris parodies....more more more

adagio - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment

Between you and Dee, after reading your all's parodies I won't be able to talk straight! Thees was funny one, Paul. : ) 5's

Phil Alexander - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment

Pat's comment made me grin: I've just gone from Dee's Fuddian wywics to this... Locomotive Breath being the song that got me into Jethro Tull in the first place. I did wonder if you were talking about Boris Johnson for a bit, though ;-)

Paul Robinson - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment

alvinl - I'm always on the lookout for more Boris/Moose & Squirrel parodies. Pat - glad you enjoyed - Phil, more Tull ready to queue up soon, I've been working through the entire "Aqualung" album (I have previously done parodies for the title track and "Wind Up" already, although that doesn't mean I won't do more pieces with them). ~ ~ ~

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