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{dah-dah, dah-dah, they munch my hay}
(dah-dah, dah-dah, cows munch my hay}
{Munching my hay the whole damn day}
{those cows don't care how much I pay}

Everyday cows graze on grass here
Eat hay and go, "Moo"
Can't ask them to go on diet
they would stare at me and chew
Eat my hay – enraged; I rant here
Cows don't have a clue
They sit there dumbly staring at me
As I go insane
they drop cow "poo"

Dammit, man, that tears it
they just stare, munching my hay
Munching away
They munch away
{dah-dah, dah-dah, cows munch away}
{Munching all day upon my hay}

Every morning "moo's" torment me
That sound I despise
My teeth gnash; it's galling that
I must clean cow pies
Manure left on the ground disgusts me
Those cows; I despise them
Damn stupid cows; they have no brains
They do not comprehend why I'm so riled

A f*cking cow has no damn brains
Just sit there munching my hay
Munch on my hay
Munch the whole day

With a glower I feed them
They just "moo" and drop cow pies
IIt burns my ass; their damn sad eyes
They pass gas and then walk by
It leaves me gasping; I am bummed
All these heifer's bleed me dry
They pass gas and make manure
They do not care one bit
They just draw flies

I vent my rage; the cows go "moo"
And just keep eating my hay
Munching my hay
Eating my hay

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{Munching my hay}
{the whole damn day}
{They munch away}