-> "Waffle Lunch"
Original Song Title:
"Aqualung"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Waffle Lunch"
The Lyrics
sittin' on an oak bench...eyin' menu's words with food intent
what sounds yummy ?..i don't know
greasy bacon ain't the way to go...hey, waffle lunch
cryin' that i want some...watchin' as the silly waitress runs
hey...waffle lunch
don't serve it cold...or sloppily...or coldly
take your time...i'll wait here...i suppose
though hungry, bad...i must wait until you've done it
i hope things do not bog...i want my treat
waffles, i moan...i want to scarf a load
starvation is my mode...i'd love to eat
waffle lunch, i'll spend...though i start to feel quite queasy
i won't feel odd, once i begin to feed
how i will dismember...that tender lovely treat
will the butter cling unto my beard as creamy memory ?
as i snatch the tiniest last crumbs...i'll discreetly chow 'em down
and for hours i'll feel fullness from my fling
those tiny folds...a pancake seems so homely
it must be time...anticipation close
i want 'em bad...i intend to be a-hoggin'
the syrup will be soggin' up a spree
can't eat at home...there's none in my abode
i truck on down the road and take a seat
waffle lunch, i'll spend...i don't want eggs over easy
don't think i'm odd...its waffles that i need
how i will dismember...that tender lovely treat
will the butter cling unto my beard as creamy memory ?
as i snatch the tiniest last crumbs...i'll discreetly chow 'em down
and for hours i'll feel fullness from my fling
oh...waffle lunch
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