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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Know How I Got Here"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Know How To Love Him"

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Know How I Got Here"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

I don't know how I got here
What'd I do? How'd I choose her?
I'm deranged, yes, feeling strange
And I'm dashed and dazed, and I need some help
To see where now I dwell

I don't know where my clothes are
Was I seized? Was I boozing?
Need a plan, must understand
And I have this sense of dread and shame
A scary mental haze...
Don't know her name

Should I bring her to?
Should I steam and pout?
Should I sneak and bluff?
Cop a feel and shout?

I never thought I'd come to rest
On some trollop's couch

What if she's coyote ugly?
Here I am with indecision
My left arm, beneath her neck
So numb, so blue, the urge to chew
Drumming through my core...
She starts to snore

A fearful thought occurs to me
What if she's a he?

Yes, swiftly dread engulfs me
Such a loss, such a crisis
No time to mope, all out of hope
I turn my head, must gnaw away
No matter what the harm...
There's the alarm
I've bought the farm
I'm so dis-armed

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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 5   5

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Mark Scotti - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Fives, for this lost moment in time!!!
Timmy1000 - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Leo, lay off the . . . booze, drugs? You know if you leave your arm, you'll leave prints. Pretty funny and deranged.
alvin - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
especially liked "the urge to chew"
AFW - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Quite a dilemma with the fema-
John Barry - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious take on an old joke.
Leo Keough - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all!!!
blackjack21 - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty funny and scary all at the same time, but mostly funny. I hope she was worth the three 5's.

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