-> "Fridge Penguin Superstar"
Original Song Title:
"Jesus Christ Superstar"
Parody Song Title:
"Fridge Penguin Superstar"
FRIDGE PENGUIN SUPERSTAR
(to "Superstar" from Jesus Christ Superstar)
starring me (aged 4 and aged 40), my evil stepmother, my nasty brother Jason, The Fridge Penguin, and a chorus of angels
ME (aged 4):
Every time I close the fridge I don't understand
how on earth that light inside the fridge turns off, and
how it turns back on when I re-open the door
and why the hell (I-mean-why-the-heck) I'm wond'ring it for
Then my stepmum quickly gave me an explanation
A fridge penguin is in there to address the situation
(CHORUS) and STEPMOTHER:
(Dontcha get her wrong) Dontcha get me wrong
(Would she lie to you now?) Would I lie to you?
(Don't you doubt her, boy!) Don't you doubt me, boy!
(It's the friggin truth now!) It's the friggin truth!
(That'll shut you up) That'll shut you up
(coz you drive her mad!) coz you drive me mad
(She has had enough) I have had enough
(of your "fridge-light" crap!) I want to shut you UP!
seems to make sense - I'll believe her then
Now I won't have to enquire again
I believe you're what she says you are
No earthly creature is THAT alert
Gee we're lucky that the Holy Fridge Penguin found
this job because there's NOT many sub-zero jobs round
What a selfless Penguin He must be to be there
He could be antarctic-based with buddies everywhere
He could even add some jobs to those on His plate, for
instance, when the fridge frosts up He'd make a good ice-breaker
(CHORUS) and ME:
(Dontcha get him wrong) Dontcha get me wrong
(That was outa line) That was outa line
(He showed disrespect) took your name in vain
(Musta lost his mind) musta lost my mind
(Coz he still believes) yes I still believe
(He's a true believer) I'm a big big fan
(He is not insane) no I'm not insane
(He'll turn off his brain) I'll never think AGAIN!!
Thou art a gift to us, from Heaven
[** I turn to address teenage sniggering in the background **]
"Jason, shut up about THAT button!"
My brother Jason says "You don't do it"
"Mum's not right!
That little button turns off the light"
I know that Mum's right and not Jason
I trust thee!
coz not to trust you is blasphemy
yeah there's a button - but I have faith
here's a twist...
(I'm terrified to doubt You exist)
[ keep repeating for about 40 years, then.... ]
Though I'm now forty, I worship You
one more thing...
My fridge technician mocks me......Smite him!
Thinks he's smart!
tried to convert him but he just laughed
I tried to
save him but
he says my stepmother made You up
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