The truth is clearer now…
The facts I know well
Must believe in Penguintology
Fridge penguin is fake
A myth of a bird

I decree…
One answer…
Is the key…

Walrus!

No light was the pet peeve
Of the planet Pingu
The penguins were relieved
When eating cod meant view

While Pingu had no sun
They had sight anyway
Of the fish they gathered more
Fifty in a day

But the walrus had extreme jealousy
(Never trust in what you can’t see)
So the governor…
He made an evil plan to make them gone

He had froze them in the water
Tossed off the planet to their slaughter
And Antarctica is now their home

They were pissed off, They created a pact
That the penguins
Would return and attack
Then to agree
They launched light spirits into the sky

Now that’s why we see light today
A galactic shield got in the way
And it helps you when you play “I Spy”

Some spirit lies in your brain
Activates when fish is shown
Open up the freezer door
No Puffin in store

Eating fish and spirit best make the light go on with zest
If the penguins never came, No light you’ll gain

A Fridge Penguin?
Dude, I think you’re insane
You’ll see truth if you have half a brain
Why do we have blind?
Cause they have Walleye from the Walrus star

John Travolta and Tom Cruise
They both agree with all my views
They know you’re the ones that are bizarre
(Yes, You are bizarre)

Listen buddy
Let’s go get you some fish
Side of French fries it’ll make a nice dish
Cause it’s sad to see you drifting off from your spirit’s power

You’ll see light in record’s time
When there’s Penguin on your Mind
Take this trout and fork and then devour
You will regain your power