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Song Parodies -> "Enterprise Superstars: How's Nexus?"
Original Song Title:
"What's The Buzz?"
Original Performer:
Jesus Christ Superstar
Parody Song Title:
"Enterprise Superstars: How's Nexus?"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
http://www.allmusicals.com/j/jesuschristsuperstar.htm
CREWMEN
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven...?
McCOY
How the hell should I know?
I'm a doctor, not a psychic.
Treating wounds is what I do.
I don't know about the Nexus,
What I know is that we're doomed!
CREWMEN
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening....
SPOCK
I could give you facts and figures,
But the point is we've been hit.
We are down to impulse power....
CREWMEN
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons...?
KIRK
Why don't you hold your fire?
Why are you obsessed with battle?
Let's be sure that we can win!
If you knew the odds we're facing,
You'd scram, warp factor 9 or 10!
CREWMEN
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going...?
UHURA
Let me try to hail the Klingon ship.
Let me try to hail the Klingon ship.
Let me try to hail the Klingon ship.
Let me try to hail the Klingon ship.
Let me try to hail the Klingon ship....
SPOCK
Captain, I'm, picking up
Quite an energy disturbance
The source is unidentified.
I'd suggest evasive action,
But our warp engines are fried.
CREWMEN
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen...!
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven?
How's Nexus? Tell me, is it heaven...?
McCOY
How the hell should I know?
I'm a doctor, not a psychic.
Treating wounds is what I do.
I don't know about the Nexus,
What I know is that we're doomed!
CREWMEN
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening.
What's that noise? Tell us what's happening....
SPOCK
I could give you facts and figures,
But the point is we've been hit.
We are down to impulse power....
CREWMEN
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons?
When do we fire on the Klingons...?
KIRK
Why don't you hold your fire?
Why are you obsessed with battle?
Let's be sure that we can win!
If you knew the odds we're facing,
You'd scram, warp factor 9 or 10!
CREWMEN
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going?
Where are we? Tell us where we're going...?
UHURA
Let me try to hail the Klingon ship.
Let me try to hail the Klingon ship.
Let me try to hail the Klingon ship.
Let me try to hail the Klingon ship.
Let me try to hail the Klingon ship....
SPOCK
Captain, I'm, picking up
Quite an energy disturbance
The source is unidentified.
I'd suggest evasive action,
But our warp engines are fried.
CREWMEN
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen!
What's outside? Strangest thing we've ever seen...!
©2007 by Michael W. McVey; "Jesus Christ Superstar", ©1970 by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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Pacing off by one beat in every one of the repeated lines, for some reason. Otherwise, this was Excellent. Ahead Warp Factor One!
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