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Song Parodies -> "Enterprise Superstars: Seven On Their Minds"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven On Their Minds"

Original Performer:

Jesus Christ Superstar

Parody Song Title:

"Enterprise Superstars: Seven On Their Minds"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

This is the first spoof of my new project: a Star Trek spoof of "Jesus Christ Superstar". This is truly going where no man has gone before!
The Borg are nearer, now.
So big is their cube,
Assimilate is what they soon will do.
If you warp away, the Borg will catch up,
And you know where we all soon will go.
Sisko! You've started to believe
The things that Janeway said.
You really do believe
That Seven's past is dead.
But everyone on board
Will soon get droned away.
Nothing else is relevant,

Listen, Sisko, I don't like what I see.
I'll even give you some advice for free,
And remember, I've been your bartender all along.
They are set, the Borg, to fire.
Assimilate is their desire
And they say it's futile to resist....

I remember this Borg thing from the start.
No Seven then, it was Jean-Luc Picard,
And believe me, my admiration for him hasn't gone.
But everything you have on board
Goes through Locutus to the Borg,
And they'll kill you if they think he's flawed.

Hey, Janeway, your famous blonde
Should have kept her implants on
Like her queenie thinking hard
She'd have had fun.
Cables, wires, and cyber tech
Would have suited Seven best.
She could cause nobody harm,
She was not armed.

Listen, Sisko, do you care for your crew?
Don't just send Seven out of the blue!
We are outnumbered,
Have you forgotten how damaged we are?
I'm disgusted by the Borg,
For they're obnoxious overlords.
And they'll crush us if we don't plan right.
If we don't plan right....

Listen, Sisko, to the warning I give.
Please remember that I want us to live!
But it's sad to see our crewmen
More lovestruck with every hour.
They are mad on Deep Space Nine,
Too much Seven on their minds!
She was beautiful, but now she's dour.
Yes, she's now gone dour.

Listen, Sisko, to the warning I give.
Please remember that I want us to live.
C'mon, c'mon
He won't listen to me ...
C'mon, c'mon
He won't listen to me ...

©2007 by Michael W. McVey ; "Jesus Christ Superstar", ©1970 by Andrew Lloyd Webber

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Agrimorfee - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG! This *will* be quite an undertaking! I'm a JCS fan since way back when, so I will be looking forward to see how this thing comes together. Matter of fact, an old friend of mine first approached me with a basic idea of Star Trek as JCS with a parody he wrote called "Captain Kirk Superstar"...perhaps that title alone can give you some divine inspiration. For this opener, "Seven On Their Minds...Haha! A good start. 555, and good luck!!
Michael McVey - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Agri, I thought about that and Mr. Spock Superstar, but some of the titles fit better with characters from the other Star Trek series (in this case, a mix of DS9 and VOY). And so I went with the more general Enterprise Superstars. Thanks for your comments :)
Johnny D - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
COOL 555 !!!

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