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Song Parodies -> "Bob Mueller's Song (2018)"

Original Song Title:

"King Herod's Song"

Original Performer:

Jesus Christ Superstar

Parody Song Title:

"Bob Mueller's Song (2018)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

Yeah, you kinda know things are looking bad for the POTUS when his party just comes out like Officer Barbrady from "South Park" and says, "OK, Democrats, show's over! Nothing to see here, you lookie-loos!" In April of 2018, NBC showed a live version of "Jesus Christ Superstar" and, when Alice Cooper did his King Herod, I was awed and inspired. Who knows? Depending on how things go from here on, I might just do the entire concert. For now, though, I'll put the Special Counsel in Herod's shoes. And, yes, I know someone already did this parody but...I had to get it out of my head. Share and Enjoy!
Mr. President
I'm glad to finally meet you eye-to-eye
I know that you've been sworn-in;
You're that kinda guy
Thought you're blameless
While you're C-in-C
And now I hear that you're God-sent
At least, so says your Tweets

So, you are the Trump
President Donald Trump
Show you're greatest of 'em all:
Make Mexico build "the wall"
Kick all Muslims out
Before protesters shout
Come on, Mister President!

Donald, though you won, you still think there was voter fraud
I'm seeing if that is true; I'm working rather hard
Oh, but it's not fraud AGAINST you; not at all
I think that your Russkie friends helped you making the call

So, you are the Trump
Yeah, the "yuge" Donald Trump
Then why ain't "Hill" in the clink?
Wasn't "crooked" as you think?
(I'm) willing to bet
That someone told you "nyet"
Isn't that true, President?

Ev'ry Prez made promises they know they will not keep
Thanks to all your B.S., though, we sow what Moscow reaps
They're on Facebook and on Pokemon GO
I'm trying to find out exactly when and what you know

So, if you're the Trump,
Yes, the great Donald Trump
Let's just cut through all the crud
Is old Vladimir your bud?
Just tell me right now
Are they helping and how?!
I ask 'cause you're President!

(Trump: Actually, Robert, I only came here to tell you're f...) me, Trump?!
That's so you, Donald Trump!
You just admitted your guilt!
Watch all you've created wilt!
I'm out of reach!
I will see you impeached!
Good day, Mr. Presi-
Good-bye, Mr. Presi-
Good riddance, you President!

Come at me, right-wingers! I ain't afraid of no 1s!!

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Agrimorfee - May 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Nicely done. It would be a yuuuuge undertaking to try to do the entire opera (i think only one veteran writer here ALMOST completed it)! If you do the Trump story as JCS, you might want to for history to reveal itself before finishing it--I wish you godspeed on that.

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