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Song Parodies -> "Anus Moses"

Original Song Title:

"Amos Moses"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jerry Reed

Parody Song Title:

"Anus Moses"

Parody Written by:

Gregory Blake

The Lyrics

Trouble in New York City
Whoa!
Here comes Anus!

(Verse 1)
Anus Moses, a portly burglar
He lived by himself in the Bronx.
He preyed on overweight people,
and stole all the "Goodies" they got!.

(Verse 2)
About 45 minutes east of a Donut Gala
Stood Anus and his girlfriend "Heavyweight Anna"
Between the two of them
They could eat up their weights in groceries.
Oh, yeah!
Kicked out of numerous "All You Can Eat Buffets"
The "Duo of Dine-a-Rama"
Anus and Anna!

(Verse 3)
At midnight in Burrough Manhattan
On a late-night burglar run,
Anus raided D.A. Bragg's office.
Hoping for a cinnamon bun.
Instead, he "Ditched" his "Bestie Anna"
He didn't want her to share,
Made off with Bragg's twinkies,
And departed for a "Sugar High" affair!
Well, I wonder where Good Old Anus went to?

(Verse 4)
The D.A. got a hot tip.
Anus was in a car in Central Park
Chowin' down on Bragg's twinkies,
Just feastin' out in the dark.
NYPD went in to arrest Anus,
But they came right out, my friend.
All they found were twinkie wrappers.
And they never went back again!
Well, D.A. Bragg's now in the E.R.
He went into a diabetic shock!
Without his stash of twinkies,
The Case against Trump has "Dropped"!

(Repeat Verse 2)

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