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Song Parodies -> "Mocking Nerds"

Original Song Title:

"Mockingbird"

Original Performer:

James Taylor and Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Mocking Nerds"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Quite possibly the most annoying song ever recorded--unless you count "Winchester Cathedral." And Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime." And everything by Menudo.
Mock- (yeah)
Ing (yeah)
Nerds (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Mocking nerds, now,

Everybody have you heard
About this site full of mocking nerds?
Although we mocking nerds can't sing
We still make fun of most everything!

And if my average is 2.9
It's gonna surely break this heart of mine....
And that's why I keep on tellin' everybody say
Yeah, yeah whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

AmiRighters, understand
You's gonna rate me this piece of mine!
And if this piece of mine won't play
I won't submit another thing today

And if that Wild Man thinks it blows
I'll ride with the tide and go with the flow
And that's why
You gotta check this u-r-l say
AmiRight?--Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

Everybody have you heard
About this site full of mocking nerds?
Although we mocking nerds can't sing
We still make fun of most everything!

And if my average is 2.9
It's gonna surely break this heart of mine....
And that's why
I keep on tellin' all my friends say
AmiRight?--Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

AmiRighters, understand
You's gonna rate me this piece of mine!
And if this piece of mine won't play
I won't submit another thing today

And if that Wild Man thinks it blows
I'll ride with the tide and go with the flow
And that's the reason why
You gotta check this u-r-l say

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, now, now, Bobby
©Bob Gomez 2003 "And that's why, Yes indeed-o, Yo, Guy DiRito...."

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Johnny D - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL !
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
5's for mocking the nerds-Yeah! And speaking about mocking nerds, check out the AmIRight parody authors photo gallery. Ever wondered what all of us parody writers REALLY look like? It was made all in fun for a chuckle with pic's we made a long time ago in Flash. We put out this site before on AMiRight but there was a problem with the link but now it works just fine. Try to guess who's who...and enjoy... http://www.geocities.com/smurfandmrhorse
neminem - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice... I'm very glad it isn't another song that mocks nerds, which was my first thought on the title, and I was prepared to give it a one for unfunniness.
Rick D - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Aw come on, Bob. What's wrong with "Winchester Cathedral"?
Wild Man - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
You constantly use original ideas Bob! You are a Master funny man!
Rick D - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I've been wanting to send you a little note. I reread your bio, and it has a lot of parallels with the humorous side of my life. We have weird Al's joke undies hanging on our wall. Your influences are very close to mine. I still want to perform "The Bryant Sleeps Tonight" live if you don't mind. ( I hang out at an open mike with friends I can put up to it) Just want to say you are one of several kindred spirits I've found here. Oh, and you crack me up.
Claude Prez - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
F**k (yeah).....-king (yeah)....Fun (yeah)...Knee (yeah) Yeah? Yeah!!
lebeiw15 - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one! FUNNY!

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