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Song Parodies -> "You've Got Depends"

Original Song Title:

"You've Got a Friend"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"You've Got Depends"

Parody Written by:

Professor Incubus

The Lyrics

After hearing that Weird Al declined to make this parody, I thought that I would step up and write one. This is dedicated to the elderly population who have to deal with this sort of thing.
When you've filled your bladder
And you cannot find the can
And something, woah something's not feeling right
Just ease your mind and take a pee
Because your underwear
Will dry up, even a swampy night

You just flow, drain your vein
You can go wherever you stand
No more runnin' Oh yeah, baby
To pee in the can
Tranquility, Always, Prevail
At Target, they are all on sale
You can pee there, yeah yeah yeah
You got Depends

If you try to guzzle
a 40 ounce Big Gulp of Sprite
And you feel that Big Lebowski begin to flow
Just ease that sphincter muscle
And stand up nice and proud
Cause you won't end up drippin upon the floor

You just flow, drain your vein
You can go wherever you stand
No more runnin' No runnin'
To pee in the can
Tranquility, Always, Prevail
At Target, they are all on sale
You can pee there, yeah yeah yeah

Hey, ain't it good to know that you've got Depends
It's easy to lose control
It can hurt you, its better to squirt through
Won't wet your clothes if you wear them
So, baby, you must wear them!

You just flow, drain your vein
You can go wherever you stand
No more runnin'
To pee in the can
Oh, don't ya know about Tranquility, Always, Prevail
At Target, they are all on sale
You can pee there, yeah yeah yeah
You got Depends

Ain't it good to know, you've got Depends
Ain't it good to know, you've got Depends

Oh Yeah, You've got Depends
After that, all I can say is aaaahhhhhhh, what a relief!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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CML - July 24, 2023 - Report this comment
I was waiting in line for one of my old man meda at Target pharmacy, and I noticed that half the models on the Depends were black men .. and ony 20% were white!!! And I cant even begin to tell you how enraged I was to see Caucasian men underrepresented in the urinary incontinence section of Target (Because I wasnt really enraged at all)
Professor Incubus - July 24, 2023 - Report this comment
I see that the "One Star" bandit made his or her presence known, I guess he had to take a Number 1.

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