[brief acoustic guitar intro]

Went out for a boat ride
fell off; now I'm prayin'
no boat; I dog-paddle
situation; a bad one
I curse and I'm rattled
an escape; I don't see one
this day is a bummer
soon danger I'll face

"Damn, this is screwed
I am in a quagmire
I'm sinkin', not swimmin'
quite soon it appears
went boating; not wise
now I'm soggy and tired
it was not too long
'fore some sharks did appear
Oh sh*t! Now I'm shaking in fear

In fright, now I scream out, "Save Me!"
When sharks arrive I will be maimed
It will be soon
then my life I will lose
I'll be shark chow
and so now I scream
But no one's in sight; cries in vain

Yes, I'll soon be dismembered
my blood will soon flow
I guess when those sharks bite
their sharp teeth will hurt some
no one will hear my screams
fear mounting; my mood glum
as ten sharks now eye me
I sense what's in store; it blo-o-ows

"Won't be long now", I think
till those sharks are arriving
Those teeth they will sink
they will take bites of me
That thought sure does stink
but I cannot deny
it's still hard to conceive this
find I'm too numb to weep
sharks grinning; they'll soon dine on me

When those sharks bite; need I explain it?
Once sharks bite I won't be the same
Can't scream; I'm mute
Now I'm facing my doom
I'm reduced to "shark chow"
now it seems
those sharks will excrete my remains...