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Song Parodies -> "Don't Make Me Baloney Tonight"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Taylor
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Make Me Baloney Tonight"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
this is wrong...this ain't right
there it lies...a horrid sight
its a good buy...but the flavor's slight
so don't make me baloney tonight
slick with slime...the taste just blows
sure, enough, it will feed you...but its kinda gross
its a mess, and geez...it must go
so don't make me baloney tonight
go ahead then , damn you
go on and serve me that sleaze
why you wanna feed me something that looks diseased ?
my tongue won't like it
so i ain't gonna bite it
i am turnin' my thumbs upside down
this is wrong...this ain't right
there it lies...a horrid sight
its a good buy...but the flavor's slight...(really light)
so don't make me baloney tonight
i don't want no baloney tonight
no no
so don't make me baloney tonight
i don't want no baloney tonight
there it lies...a horrid sight
its a good buy...but the flavor's slight
so don't make me baloney tonight
slick with slime...the taste just blows
sure, enough, it will feed you...but its kinda gross
its a mess, and geez...it must go
so don't make me baloney tonight
go ahead then , damn you
go on and serve me that sleaze
why you wanna feed me something that looks diseased ?
my tongue won't like it
so i ain't gonna bite it
i am turnin' my thumbs upside down
this is wrong...this ain't right
there it lies...a horrid sight
its a good buy...but the flavor's slight...(really light)
so don't make me baloney tonight
i don't want no baloney tonight
no no
so don't make me baloney tonight
i don't want no baloney tonight
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Then what about one of them luscious tv dinners?
my wife will toss me one of those in a while...its my punishment for not coming up with an idea for dinner...thanks royce
There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found the original song here:
www.terrificmusic.com/index_long.html
www.terrificmusic.com/index_long.html
Have a baloney dinner while watching Katie Couric. 555
Punish her back - slip her the baloney until she screams, "No more" (of either).... 5s, no baloney
Title promises funny, and content delivers...555
thanks peter john tommy and AFW
Alvin Rhodes, you are The Swami of Salami. This parody would sound great sung by Meatloaf. 5s, chuckle chuckle yuk yuk YUCK.
555 for this meaty effort, and that ain't no baloney !
thanks johnny and paree dee
I say salam to the author of this baloney. It is a deli-cut situation. 555
My bologna! Very tasty.
thanks rick and larry
No Boney Maroney here ;) 5s
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