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Song Parodies -> "Tires And Rims"

Original Song Title:

"Fire And Rain"

Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Tires And Rims"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

got gas here, and towin'
if there is snow, chains put on
oil in the pans, right weight
and your joints are lubed
we'll work out that knockin'
and we'll inspect your smog
your car, we'll dismember
and then fix for you

i sell tires and i sell rims
i fix schrunched up frames
that you thought would never mend
i've got rows of lights
and some gears for your rear end
bring the car you bought
and we'll redo again

do you need anti-freeze or greases ?
you got to come down, grab a can
you just got to see our brand new service bay
your car ain't brakin' ?
just stop in, if you can
cause we can make it
so they work okay

i sell tires and i sell rims
we do roadside aid
and we'll tow ya 'round the bend
if your low inside and need oil
we'll dump it in
bring the car you bought
and we'll redo again

we'll wash off that grime and make it shine
we'll vacuum, wax and pound
lord knows, we'll repair your hose
and we'll check electric grounds
all the rattles, we'll find
and we'll flush out your lines
and check out your struts and drums
windscreens and batteries cleaned
there's diesel fuel around

i sell tires and i sell rims
we're here seven days
a mechanic's always in
you see warnin' signs on your dashboard ?
come on in
bring the car you bought and we'll heal it, baby
on the road again, now
yes, we'll get you runnin' fine again
we got a big sale startin' today
we'll mark stuff down, now
we will heal you
and we'll send you on your way, now

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Tommy Turtle - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody has a lot of Pep, boy! 4 tires + spare = 5.
Free idea, worth exactly what it cost you: The parody title would also be a good substitution fo "needles and pins", in "Hurt So Bad", by Little Anthony and the Imperials.
Paul Robinson - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, now we're all straightened out on what you really do...this piece aligned nicely with the OS...and it looks like it's been nicely polished up, too...did you do that or send it our to the Car Wash for that part? lol...5's ~ ~ ~
Rick C - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice! 555
AFW - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good overhauling, here
John Barry - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I need blades to wipe away tears of laughter. 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks tommy paul rick AFW and john
Arwen - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Lots of fun here, alvin...=)
Red Ant - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
"your car ain't brakin' ?/just stop in, if you can" lol. Free 555 point inspection.
alvin rhodes - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks arwen and red ant
Larry Hensley - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
555 tuneups.

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