(instrumental intro)

Profits down? In trouble?
Do you need a helping hand?
Think nothing... of getting help from the Right.
You were wise to think of me.
For you, I will be there.
So lighten up - treasure's within your sight.

So just call out my name,
And I'll help you out of your jam.
When I'm running, you'll see me again.
Soon in Two Thousand and Four
You'll return favors and more.
So just be there... vote Dubya...
Dubya's your friend.

(instrumental break)

Made the sky polluted?
Did cops bark and get too loud?
Were your profits thinned and were made too low?
We're in bed together; the regulators' crowd
Is whom we're mocking and making sore.

So just call out my name,
And I'll help you out of your jam.
When I'm running, you'll see me again.
Soon in Two Thousand and Four
You'll return favors and more.
So just be there... vote Dubya...

Hey, ain't it good to know that Dubya's your friend?
Everything can be sold.
My virtue cannot hurt you.
You can reach your goal and get your gem.
It's there, so go get your gem.

So just call out my name,
And I'll help you out of your jam.
When I'm running, you'll see me again.
Soon in Two Thousand and Four
You'll return favors and more.
So just be there... vote Dubya...

Dubya's your friend.
Dubya's your friend.
Ain't it good to know Dubya's your friend?
Ain't it good to know Dubya's your friend?
Hey donors, Dubya's your friend!