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Song Parodies -> "Funny Man"

Original Song Title:

"Handy Man"

Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Funny Man"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

This is my bid for the post of Minister of Funny Affairs with the Amiright Party
Hey girls, gather round
"Cause soon my pants will be falling down
Hey baby, I'm your funny man

I know you can't refuse my pencil-sized tool
I can't resist, luv, cause I'm a fool
My stick's broke in half, I know, I'm a funny man

As your Minister of Funny Affairs,
Hey, I'll be the man to see
I say nasty things, you go to the press
They're all laughing at me

Here is the main thing I want to say
I'll keep you laughin' your troubles away
Hey, baby, I'm your funny man

Comic, comic, comic
Hah, Hah, Hah
Comic, comic, comic
Hah, Hah, Hah

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   16

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alvin rhodes - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
that was funny, man...5s
Kristof Robertson - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Duly Appointed,'s a tough job but someone's gotta do it! 555
John Barry - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
You are a funny, fivey man.
Rick C - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks folks, hope I'm erected.
Johnny D - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
What The Alvinator said.
Rick D - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
A local songwriter here had a minor hit with a song called "Don't Laugh At Me". Very touching, all about childhood trauma about being made fun of. When I heard it, I naturally went home and wrote a song about a kid who had a goal in life to be a circus clown, but just didn't "have it", called "Please Laugh At Me". Could be your campaign song.
Rick D - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Didn't mean to imply YOU didn't "have it" You very much do, I was referring to the parody. (Gotta watch how these things look in print!)
Secretary of OFfense ( Red Ant ) - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS so I can't vote, but you win anyway. I didn't realize this was the contest parody, so I criticize you for not labeliing it as such. :)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Made me think along the same lines as Rick, kinda like we got Krusty the Clown onboard as a minister, and that's a good thing (I think). :-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
About time there was some R-E-S-T-E-C-P in da house.
Pope Spaff LXIX - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude, I TOTALLY relate! This is comic, comic, comic
Mr. X - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I love the dot com line too! Funny stuff!

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