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Song Parodies -> "Barkin' Biden"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin Robin"

Original Performer:

Jackson Five

Parody Song Title:

"Barkin' Biden"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A few days ago, during the 20th anniversary ceremony of 9/11, which one would think is at least as solemn an occassion as a run of the mill funeral, Joe Biden pulled off his mask and YELLED at somebody. In a picture that caught him in the act, he looks like a Doberman barking at someone thru a chain link fence. Hence, Barkin' Biden
Woofie woofie woof .. Wooflie woofie woof
Woofie woofie woof .. Wooflie woofie woof
Woofie woofie woof .. Wooflie woofie woof
Woof .. woof .. wooflie woof

He growls like a cretin all day long
Baring his dentures at the World Trade throng
All the Proggie swells with their tone highbrow
Hate to see Joey go "Bow wow wow"

He's Barkin Biden (Woof .. woofie woof woof)
Barkin Biden (Woof .. woofie woof woof)
Snarl, Barkin Biden cause you really screwed the pooch tonite

Every fartin' Swalwell, every AOC
Every Donkey Wonk in the Swamp DC
The withered old Hag, the Babbit shooting cop
Flappin their gums sayin "Stop, Joe, stop"

From barking, Biden (Woof woof ..woofie woof woof)
That Barkin' Biden (Woof woof ...Yadda yadda ya ..)
Growl, Barkin Biden caused you really screwed the pooch tonight

Nutty POTUS ranting that his "BUSSBINWIPE"
Now barking something stupid so they cut his mike
They badgered him for answers and I'll be damn
He outbarked the Shepherd and the .. Doberman

He barked at a stranger at sacrosanct rite
Showing all the world that his screws aint tight
All the Blue Bloods on Lower East Side
Know that their POTUS's in a cognitive slide

Ol' Barkin Biden (Woof woof ..woofie woof woof)
Stop barking, Biden (Woof woof ..woofie woof woof)
Stop, Barking Biden cause you've really screwed the pooch tonight!
I'm not saying they should use the 25th Amendment here, but I think they should remove Biden as Commander in Chief under the provisions of Section 8

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