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Just got a pile of new bills
my wife creates
I sit and moan
My wife went wild...now these bills
I sit and look at them
I'll be paying a while

My debt grows; makes me shiver
it drives me insane
I say, 'don't buy that, dear'
she buys it

Now, I have piles of these bills
That the mailman delivers
My golf shoes I will pawn
Still spouse buys more, why bother?

She lives in style; I get more bills
It drives me wild...

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Chase Bank awaits with no pity
their agent just called me
He called to say
'You're late on your loan'
I tried to smile, then said, 'Chill
right now I'm stuck under
these bills from my wife'

Now I moan and I say, 'Dear
have you gone insane?'
She just stares at the mirror
says, 'Relax

You must pay all those bills
Your income is sufficient
I just charged a new gown
and this blouse that I found there'

I tried to smile...then took some pills
she drives me wild...
New bills just pile...
Those bills; mile high...

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