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Song Parodies -> "Just Got A Pile Of New Bills"

Original Song Title:

"A Child In These Hills"

Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Just Got A Pile Of New Bills"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

don't know if any of you are going to know this OS, but I like how this came out, so...
[instrumental intro]

Just got a pile of new bills
my wife creates
I sit and moan
My wife went these bills
I sit and look at them
I'll be paying a while

My debt grows; makes me shiver
it drives me insane
I say, 'don't buy that, dear'
she buys it

Now, I have piles of these bills
That the mailman delivers
My golf shoes I will pawn
Still spouse buys more, why bother?

She lives in style; I get more bills
It drives me wild...

[instrumental break]

Chase Bank awaits with no pity
their agent just called me
He called to say
'You're late on your loan'
I tried to smile, then said, 'Chill
right now I'm stuck under
these bills from my wife'

Now I moan and I say, 'Dear
have you gone insane?'
She just stares at the mirror
says, 'Relax

You must pay all those bills
Your income is sufficient
I just charged a new gown
and this blouse that I found there'

I tried to smile...then took some pills
she drives me wild...
New bills just pile...
Those bills; mile high...

[instrumentals out to end fade]

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
adding to your pile of fives....or should that be 5 and "1/2"
Adagio - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Good read, Paul! on the 1/2. I've been noticing that too in a lot of parodies. 5's
Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Trying to come up with something cute to say, but I owe you some 555 right now, so nothing is coming to mind. . .do do do do
Yoidy - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I certainly can relate. Anyway, I wonder if Arabs hijacked this wesite, everything looks like it's written in Arabic. 555
Paul Robinson - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmmm...It appears any place where "Quotation Marks", either "Double" or 'Single' , were used that "1/2" garbage is appearing..." " " " ' ' ' ' just fooling around there to see what shakes out ~ ~ ~ OH..."Thanks"...hehe...
Paul Robinson - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, so it's only in the parody text...or maybe it's something that affected last evening's submission's and has already been fixed...
Michael E Cormier - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Chucky must've fixed it. I used apostrophy marks in my parody and nothing screwy happened to my text. Maybe it depended on the time it was submitted. Anyways, good job. 555
Paul Robinson - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
You're probably right about the time element, MEC, Thanks ~ ~ ~
John Lomain - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Well written parody, good one
Paul Robinson - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks, John Lomain ~ ~ ~

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