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Song Parodies -> "Doctor One-eye"
Original Song Title:
"Doctor, My Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jackson Browne
Parody Song Title:
"Doctor One-eye"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
...based on the 1940 movie "dr. cyclops"
doctor one-eye...is mean and weird
his experiments are feared
he's applyin'...some dark art...on fellow man
i've been shrunk down by this dude
this man is evil and no good
now i'm hidin'
you must help me if you can
doctor one-eye
dear me...something's wrong
now i'm pint-size
but i am hopin' for not long
now i must wander through a world
that's so huge it makes toes curl
i've been shaken
my mind's breakin...from this scene
people walk just where they will
they never notice me until
i start to squealin'
when i find i'm crushed between
doctor one-eye
not well, does he see
he wears my cries
but he can't seem to locate me
doctor one-eye
looks for little guys
he wants his prize
so he can calculate their size
his experiments are feared
he's applyin'...some dark art...on fellow man
i've been shrunk down by this dude
this man is evil and no good
now i'm hidin'
you must help me if you can
doctor one-eye
dear me...something's wrong
now i'm pint-size
but i am hopin' for not long
now i must wander through a world
that's so huge it makes toes curl
i've been shaken
my mind's breakin...from this scene
people walk just where they will
they never notice me until
i start to squealin'
when i find i'm crushed between
doctor one-eye
not well, does he see
he wears my cries
but he can't seem to locate me
doctor one-eye
looks for little guys
he wants his prize
so he can calculate their size
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Very funny Alvin... really gets across your singular point of view... and even better when read through my custom made, permanantly attached monocle...
Fives for "One. . ."
Still blazing a fine Halloween trail..5's
Good pacing.
I'll have to check out the movie to understand more!
thanks TJC john AFW 2eagle and yoidy
Well done, but the title made me think it would be about something else... lol...
sounds like one of those creepy German expressionist movies, alvin - 555
a vision of arody writing 5-5-5
thanks macphisto stuart and malcolm
"they never notice me until i start to squealin' when i find i'm crushed between" was my favorite part... :-)
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