Song Parodies -> Doctor My Thighs
| Original Song Title: | "Doctor My Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Jackson Browne |
| Parody Song Title: | "Doctor My Thighs" |
| Parody Written by: | OneGoodWoman |
Doctor, my thighs have gotten big
'cause I've eaten like a pig
without stopping
now I want to make them small
I have tried skipping a meal
But it didn't hold appeal
I was starving
You must help me if you can
Doctor, my thighs!
Tell me what you see
Is this the price
For having super-sized those fries?
Yes, I have tried some exercise
But I think somebody lied
'cause it hasn't made a difference on me
people just laugh and point and stare
I really feel that it's unfair
I've got this feeling
I'll need a bigger SUV!
Doctor, my thighs!
Tell me what you see
Is this my size
Just say if it's too late for me
Doctor, my thighs!
Can't fit in my jeans
Is this the price
For having binged at Dairy Queen
'cause I've eaten like a pig
without stopping
now I want to make them small
I have tried skipping a meal
But it didn't hold appeal
I was starving
You must help me if you can
Doctor, my thighs!
Tell me what you see
Is this the price
For having super-sized those fries?
Yes, I have tried some exercise
But I think somebody lied
'cause it hasn't made a difference on me
people just laugh and point and stare
I really feel that it's unfair
I've got this feeling
I'll need a bigger SUV!
Doctor, my thighs!
Tell me what you see
Is this my size
Just say if it's too late for me
Doctor, my thighs!
Can't fit in my jeans
Is this the price
For having binged at Dairy Queen
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Thigh slappin' funny!
did you parody my parody? not bad though...4-4-4 http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/jacksonbrowne15.shtml
Oh gosh, no I didn't! I just heard the song on the radio the other day and it reminded me that I've always thought it sounded like Doctor, my thighs! Thanks for the rating!!
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