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Song Parodies -> "Doctor My Thighs"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor My Eyes"

Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor My Thighs"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Doctor, my thighs have gotten big
'cause I've eaten like a pig
without stopping
now I want to make them small
I have tried skipping a meal
But it didn't hold appeal
I was starving
You must help me if you can

Doctor, my thighs!
Tell me what you see
Is this the price
For having super-sized those fries?

Yes, I have tried some exercise
But I think somebody lied
'cause it hasn't made a difference on me
people just laugh and point and stare
I really feel that it's unfair
I've got this feeling
I'll need a bigger SUV!

Doctor, my thighs!
Tell me what you see
Is this my size
Just say if it's too late for me

Doctor, my thighs!
Can't fit in my jeans
Is this the price
For having binged at Dairy Queen

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Rex - August 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thigh slappin' funny!
malcolm higgins - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
did you parody my parody? not bad though...4-4-4
OneGoodWoman - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh gosh, no I didn't! I just heard the song on the radio the other day and it reminded me that I've always thought it sounded like Doctor, my thighs! Thanks for the rating!!

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