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Song Parodies -> "The Life Boat"

Original Song Title:

"Theme from The Love Boat"

Original Performer:

Jack Jones

Parody Song Title:

"The Life Boat"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

I hope more people will appreciate those naval vessels are trying to help flattening the curve.
Help, required and now
Coast to coast, (from) stern to the bow
Help, from hospital sites
Bring the sick, the sick cured somehow

The Life Boat, soon you’ll have ventilators and beds
The Life Boat, better than Cuomo at loggerheads
Here is “Mercy” and “Comfort”
Your care in another’s hands

Life, away from virus (from virus)
Flattening the curve, to handle crisis
Yes liiiiiiiiiiiiiiife (life boat, life boat)
It’s liiiiiiiiiiiiiiife (life boat, life boat)
It’s liiiiiiiiiiiiiiife (life boat, life boat)

(Extended Funk Instrumental)

Yeah, Life Boat soon you’ll have ventilators and beds
The Life Boat better than Cuomo at loggerheads
Here is “Mercy” and “Comfort”
Your care in another’s hands

Life away from virus
Flattening the curve, to handle crisis
It’s life (life boat, life boat)
It’s life (life boat, life boat)
It’s life (life boat, life boat)
It’s the Life Boat (life boat, life boat)
It’s the Life Boat (life boat, life boat)
It’s the Life Boat (life boat, life boat)
It’s the Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife (life boat, life boat, life boat, life boat)
I think Tom Cruise should return in a few good men sequel. In this instance it could apply to Navy Captain Crozier. Call it "A Good Man"

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