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Song Parodies -> "The Drug War"
Original Song Title:
"Theme From 'The Love Boat'"
Original Performer:
Jack Jones
Parody Song Title:
"The Drug War"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez
The Lyrics
Drugs -- exciting to do
But be warned -- They're "protecting" you
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Soon will be making another bust
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Making the streets safe for some of us
Set a course for the airport, your ass full of coke balloons...
Cause, drugs -- they might make you rich
Or make you -- someone's prison bitch
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Putting a damper on all the fun
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Promises three strikes for everyone
Set a course for the pokey, your mind on a new romance...
But drugs -- will not go away
Job security -- for the DEA
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
You can't get high but you can get sloshed
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
This is your brain after it's been washed
Set a place for Big Brother, it looks like he's here to stay...
It's DRUUUUUUGS!
Kids, Just Say No to DRUUU-UUUUU-UUUU-UUUGS!!!
But be warned -- They're "protecting" you
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Soon will be making another bust
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Making the streets safe for some of us
Set a course for the airport, your ass full of coke balloons...
Cause, drugs -- they might make you rich
Or make you -- someone's prison bitch
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Putting a damper on all the fun
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Promises three strikes for everyone
Set a course for the pokey, your mind on a new romance...
But drugs -- will not go away
Job security -- for the DEA
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
You can't get high but you can get sloshed
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
This is your brain after it's been washed
Set a place for Big Brother, it looks like he's here to stay...
It's DRUUUUUUGS!
Kids, Just Say No to DRUUU-UUUUU-UUUU-UUUGS!!!
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555, great job, Claude.....seems like all we need to do to put on a major buzz is light up our computers, toke-up on a big fat original song, and exhale a parody or two!
LOL Claude! "Your mind on a new romance" was perfect in there! Very very well done!
Oh, Claude, you had me in "Full Roaring Guffaw" mode throughout this whole parody. Really kicked into full gear with, "Set a course for the airport, your ass full of coke balloons..."...I nearly fell on the floor I was laughing so hard.
I'm glad I drug this one out and read it this morning. Fine job as usual, Claude. 5 keys.
Hilarious, Claude 5's
So glad you didn't make a hash of this one, Claude. But I should have known you'd handle it with Es. Or something like that ;)
5 Tokes times three.
(nb... note the smiley without a nose - too much coke, methinks ;) )
High Fives from me!
I LOVE this!!!
nautical miles better than the original...5s
I missed this when it first came out because I was high at the time (backpacking in the Sierras). Very good argument very cleverly presented.
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