Song Parodies -> "Jets"

Original Song Title:

"Shaft"

Original Performer:

"Jets"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Last time I wrote a parody basing the Jets, they made the playoffs so maybe if I just...

What team's worse than the Mets
Team just as bad as the New York Knicks?
JETS!
Need a fix!

What team even Pete Rose would not bet
Even when in debt?
JETS!
Can you take it?

What team that may soon cop out
Causing all the fans to pout?
JETS!
Right On!

We all know Gang Green is a crappy team
CRAPPY TEAM!
I'm talkin' 'bout Jets.
HOW CAN WE TAKE THIS?

It's a complicated team
But no one understands it but the head coach
THE JETS!

Giants fan since '98 and Jets fan since '99 or '00 ( don't recall ).

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Max Power - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment

Why can't you at least leave a comment if you're going to vote it down?

Guy - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment

Well. I'll 5 it and comment even though I never think much of the Jets or the Cowboys for that matter. My teams are the Skins, Steelers and the Packers.

Jessy - August 10, 2008 - Report this comment

RIP Issac Hayes.

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