I'm in the audience again
Hope Rich Fields calls my name
And I spin the wheel ("Iggy Pop! Come on down!")
I'm gonna win a new Mercedes

Hey Bob, you are such a legend!
I'll bid lower and i'll say a dollar
A bar of soap called Dove
Yeah, bar of soap called Dove
Well, yes, I still do miss Rod Roddy

Well, I guess my price is right
Because I'm finally getting a new car
I'm on "The Price Is Right"! Whhooooooo!
I'm on "The Price Is Right"! Whhooooooo!

I'll win a million in prizes
If my price is right
Spin the wheel, here goes!
I got tons o' bucks
All on only one spin

And now they've gone to a commercial
I ain't through with winning on a game show
I must win that Showcase
I must win that Showcase
With the lowest of bids
With the lowest of bids

Well, I guess it's showcase time
Of course, it is at the end of the show
I'm on "The Price Is Right" (Price is Right)
I'm on "The Price Is Right" (Price is Right, oooo)
I'm on "The Price Is Right" (oooh)
On "The Price Is Right" (oooh)
Oh, "The Price is Right" (oooh)
Oh, "The Price is Right" (oooh)
The Price is Right (oooh)
I'm on "The Price is Right" (oooh)
On "The Price is Right"

Well, I won many a prize
Of course, the other showcase overbid
I'm on "The Price is Right"
I'm on "The Price is Right"

I'm was the audience again
Heard Rich Fields call my name
And I span the wheel ("Iggy Pop! Come on down!")
I got to win my favorite game show

"Hey man, where'd ya get that money?"
I'll tell 'em, "It all came from old Bob Barker"
About "The Price is Right"
The price.... is... right
(They'll say) "Well, that's like hypnotising chickens!"

But that's just a silly lie
Of course, I've never won a game before
I won "The Price is Right" (Price is Right)
I just won "The Price is Right" (Price is Right)
Won "The Price is Right"
Yeah, "The Price is Right"
I won "The Price is Right"
Oh, "The Price is Right"
Won "The Price is Right"
Yeah "The Price is Right"
I won "The Price is Right"
"The Price is Right"...

(Repeat forever/fade out)