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Song Parodies -> "Tainted Lady"
Original Song Title:
"Painted Lady"
Original Performer:
Ian Thomas
Parody Song Title:
"Tainted Lady"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
In November, she set out to assure Bush victory
Exit polling by the networks, trying mightly, meant nothing, you see
Bush just had to get his way, because Harris was there
Bush kept talking, and his brain kept straining
But his true defeat was bare
"You... win this time, Dubya."
Tainted Lady set the deadline for Dubya
Ooh, crooked hood, Dubya
You got Big Money, but you're still no good
Duh, duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, Duh-bya...
(instrumental break)
Voters' rights were trampled on, 'cause Bush had most to gain
Bush was thinking, "Here's the way to win, and not explain."
"No one cares 'bout foreign affairs, or my gentleman's 'C' "
Without blinking, thinking he could steal the presidency
"You... win this time, Dubya."
Tainted Lady set the deadline for Dubya
Ooh, crooked hood, Dubya
You got Big Money, but you're still no good
Duh, duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, Duh-bya...
In November, she set out to assure Bush victory
Exit polling by the networks, trying mightly, meant nothing, you see
Bush just had to get his way, because Harris was there
Bush kept talking, and his brain kept straining
But his true defeat was bare
"You... win this time, Dubya."
Tainted Lady set the deadline for Dubya
Ooh, crooked hood, Dubya
You got Big Money, but you're still no good
Duh, duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, Duh-bya...
(instrumental break)
Voters' rights were trampled on, 'cause Bush had most to gain
Bush was thinking, "Here's the way to win, and not explain."
"No one cares 'bout foreign affairs, or my gentleman's 'C' "
Without blinking, thinking he could steal the presidency
"You... win this time, Dubya."
Tainted Lady set the deadline for Dubya
Ooh, crooked hood, Dubya
You got Big Money, but you're still no good
Duh, duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, duh, Duh-bya...
Duh, duh, Duh-bya...
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