-> "Sonic Rocks"
Original Song Title:
"Cleveland Rocks"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sonic Rocks"
The Lyrics
[Sonic]:
Kids, there’s NOTHING more cool than bein’ hugged by someone ya like! But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that’s NO GOOD!
Two three! [x3]
Ah ah ah! [x16]
All those golden rings calling him
Back to Green Hill Zone!
He’s such a shrewd and blue dude,
And Eggman will get pwned!
All the kids who stood growin’ up in the hood, they go:
“Sonic rocks, Sonic Rocks!”
Mister Joe Greene is mean, Mr. Bean goes…
Sonic rocks! [x8]
Eggman knows, but he don’t care,
He’ll build some robot stooge!
Seven Emeralds, he thinks it’s not fair,
He tries subterfuge!
All the hedgehog chicks – whether thin or thick – go
“Sonic rocks, Sonic Rocks!”
They’re givin’ some grins when that blue guy wins, they go…
Sonic rocks! [x8]
I got a Sega from World War II,
I play it just like my granddad do,
He was a gamer and I am too!*
Oh, Sonic rocks!
Sonic rocks!
He’s on the case,
Wins the race,
Eggman quoth, “Nevermore!”
Sonic rocks! [x24]
Ah ah ah! [x16]
Two three! [x3]
Mobius…
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