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Song Parodies -> "Socks & Pants & Sausage Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll"

Original Performer:

Ian Dury & The Blockheads

Parody Song Title:

"Socks & Pants & Sausage Rolls"

Parody Written by:

Grandpa

The Lyrics

Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Is all me and LadBaby need
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Are very good indeed

All your Christmas days, they will come & they go
The effort that you waste, been there, got the t-shirt
You need useful things, what a jolly bad show
If all you ever get, are presents you don't like

Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Is very good indeed

Every bit of clothing, don't have to be pretty
Getting something useful, is really not a pity
Don't confuse my gifts with my sister's Hello Kitty
See my bedroom, it's got boy stuff - girl stuff ain't going to fit

Here's a little bit of advice
You're quite welcome it is free
Don't buy nothing too exotic
Socks & pants are good for me

I like Spiderman pyjamas
Something that is ordinary
& get my teeth into a small slice
A slice of sausage roll

Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls

Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls

Socks, pants, sausage, rolls
Socks, pants, sausage, rolls
© 2020 Grandpa (13.2.20) I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform it, please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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Peter Andersson - January 05, 2021 - Report this comment
Had a similar idea, might take this in a different direction down the line later. 444 because to many original lines kept.

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