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Song Parodies -> "Socks & Pants & Sausage Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll"

Original Performer:

Ian Dury & The Blockheads

Parody Song Title:

"Socks & Pants & Sausage Rolls"

Parody Written by:

Rik Goldsmith

The Lyrics

Nothing wrong with these for Christmas!
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Is all me and LadBaby need
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Are very good indeed

All your Christmas days, they will come & they go
The effort that you waste, been there, got the t-shirt
You need useful things, what a jolly bad show
If all you ever get, are presents you don't like

Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Is very good indeed

Every bit of clothing, don't have to be pretty
Getting something useful, is really not a pity
Don't confuse my gifts with my sister's Hello Kitty
See my bedroom, it's got boy's stuff - girl stuff ain't going to fit

Here's a little bit of advice
You're quite welcome, it is free
Don't buy nothing too exotic
Sausage rolls are good for me

I like Spiderman pyjamas
Something that is ordinary
& get my teeth into a small slice
A slice of sausage roll

Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls

Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls
Socks & pants & sausage rolls

Socks, pants, sausage, rolls
Socks, pants, sausage, rolls
© 2020 R W Goldsmith (13.2.20)

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Rik Goldsmith - February 19, 2020 - Report this comment
I'm no singer nor musician, so if you are & want to do a version, email me at rikkigoldsmith@gmail.com & we'll discuss royalties!!
Agrimorfee - February 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Not very familiar with the OS (Original Song), but this was goofy enough for the title sub for me to rank a 555.

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