Song Parodies -> "Hit Them with My Hockey Stick"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick"

Original Performer:

"Hit Them with My Hockey Stick"

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The Lyrics

If you do not know the OS, a low bit-rate MP3 can be found here

Dig that anthem, it's so grand
Over heart I hold my hand
My game plan is rather bland
Smash their teeth in, stick in hand...

Hit them with my hockey stick
Hit them! Hit them!
Je t'adore, to maim in French!
Battez! Battez! Battez!
Hit them with my hockey stick
Check 'em slowly, rough 'em quick
Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!

Face mask I, will now forego
I have been scarred down below
Been laid low, and bruises glow
Try to dodge me - I'm gung ho...

Stuck them with my hockey stick
Stuck them! Stuck them!
Jab their guts! They up sh*it creek!
Puck them! Puck them! Puck them!
Hit them with my hockey stick
N.H.L. breeds lunatics
Smack them! Smack them! Smack them!

Whack them! Whack them! Whack!

In the rink I glide away
Having smote to loud hoorays!
Crunch some knees, small penalties
Trigger spills, and crowd I please

Hit them with my hockey stick
Hit them! Hit them!
Skating past, mmm! Just a flick...
Smite them! Smite them! Smite them!
Hit them with my hockey stick
Love this Maple Leafy clique...
Strike them! Strike them! Strike them!

Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!
Block them!
Knock them!
Punch them! Ow!
Beat them!
Slap them!
Rap them! Rap them!
Trip them (x5)
Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!

The Sound Recordings of Merry & Pippin

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mandamoo - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment

A favourite OS ! Never got into hockey at school - all the aggro kids played ! :O Good job !!!

AFW - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment

You combine humor and violence in a very entertaining style

Below Average Dave - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment

"Been laid low, and bruises glow" as a huge hockey fan, I had to chime in on this one. . .

Don't know if it matters, but I am listening to the Blues games at night, excited that they have gone from being the worst team to being a contender--I live in Tampa, and they are doing well too. . .The fighting has dipped a lot in the NHL, but it's still hugely exciting to me.

alvin rhodes - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment

i went to a hockey game and a parody broke out...this is one of the most entertaining hockey songs i've seen

Michael Pacholek - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Love hockey parodies, submitted one myself that's up today. But "Maple Leafy clique"? Don't you want to win a Stanley Cup every so often? Or even once in 40 years?

Ravyn Rant - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Puckin' brilliant! My fave of the day. 555

Phil Alexander - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Do I detect a certain "Puckish" glee, here :-) (incidentally, I went to the same school as Ian Dury, only a few years later. Small world)

Midas - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Nice Power Play! 5's

karen - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment

at last a hobbit parody to a song I know well! Good stuff

crazy8snake - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment

You scored a goal on this one.

Finance Frenzy - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment

This was great - lucky my boss was more than a rulers thength away after I read this one or he would have been a puck for sure.

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