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Song Parodies -> "Belt A Don"

Original Song Title:

"Delta Dawn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Helen Reddy

Parody Song Title:

"Belt A Don"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

Belt a Don
Don’t you cower to that con
He’s a creep, a jaded dope,
A crazed, dumb blight
Let me hear you say
You will beat him up today
Take him to his mansion
Where he can cry

He’s 78 and guilty
There’s no maybe
All the folks in Saneville
Know he's crazy
He is quite a clown
And the nutcase of the land
There’s no mystery
He is a lost man

In his younger days
They called him Teflon Don
Trickiest man you ever
Laid your eyes on
Then lawyers of low degree
Gave him advice
And their promises did
Take him down a slide

Belt a Don
Don’t you cower to that con
He’s a creep, a jaded dope,
A crazed, dumb blight
Let me hear you say
You will beat him up today
Take him to his mansion
Where he can cry

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Pacing: 1.1
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Overall Rating: 1.1

Total Votes: 172

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eel deal - September 01, 2023 - Report this comment
screwhead's age is actually 77, so sing it with that number until he turns 78.
Rand - September 01, 2023 - Report this comment
Teflon Don In your brain he will live on Just as "Orange Man is bad" rings through your soul And does it seem to me That he's living there rent-free As the Trump Derangement Syndrome takes its toll
eel deal - September 02, 2023 - Report this comment
i think Helen Reddy would have liked this parody. she would have hated how Stump stacked the Supreme Court with regressives who took away women's control over their own bodies.
Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2023 - Report this comment
It's great. Screw the other side if, like being held to account for their crimes, they can't take it.
Amiright Suggestion Box - September 03, 2023 - Report this comment
Now do "Belt a Don" with "Bang a Gong" by T Rex
eel deal - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
when triple digit 111 votes show up, we know a nerve has been hit. i'll pass the fun of the T Rex parody on to another. someone, go ahead and enjoy that.

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